I thought PPP was a virus.<\/p>\n
Wait, we don\u2019t get paid? For how long?<\/p>\n
Wait, we get paid for \u201cdoing nothing\u201d? I don\u2019t feel like I\u2019m doing nothing.<\/p>\n
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Zoom is amazing, let\u2019s use that and do some cool projects.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Is it on? Are we on? Hold on for a few minutes until we see if we\u2019re on.<\/p>\n Zoom sucks for sound.<\/p>\n Zoom sucks for teaching.<\/p>\n Zoom sucks.<\/p>\n Donate here<\/strong> button.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n I don\u2019t need a mask, this is all a hoax.<\/p>\n Wait, one of my relatives just died. Maybe I\u2019ll wear a mask. Sometimes.<\/p>\n That\u2019s a bra cut in half with one strap. Not an N95.<\/p>\n Why can\u2019t management figure this out and just pay us since we\u2019re doing all this cool Zoom stuff online even if if doesn\u2019t sound that great?<\/p>\n How come what those other people did online was so much better than our Zoom stuff?<\/p>\n I\u2019m practicing so much but it doesn\u2019t seem to be helping.<\/p>\n I\u2019m on the couch a lot and don\u2019t practice much.<\/p>\n Personal inquiries\/statements<\/b> (all authentic):<\/p>\n Are you still my friend?<\/p>\n I stopped drinking and now it\u2019s a problem.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Law school can\u2019t be that hard compared to Juilliard.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Is this the New Normal? What is the New Normal? Why do people keep saying \u201cNew Normal\u201d?<\/p>\n What\u2019s a \u201creimagined\u201d season\u201d? Why is everyone saying that?<\/p>\n Two days ago my teacher apologized that the dorms wouldn\u2019t open and that all classes will be virtual for the time being. Tuition remains same of course.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n I just gave away the bottle of wine we were going to have at dinner in April. (my personal fav. so far)<\/p>\n Bonus points for any reader that contributes to the comments section.<\/strong><\/p>\n Hang in, stay safe please- FA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" People say weird stuff during a pandemic. You read them here first. Or probably not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34,"featured_media":2277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[26,27,29,1,31],"tags":[114,131,155,153,156,73,157],"class_list":["post-2276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-basics","category-current-events","category-funny-things","category-uncategorized","category-violin-stuff","tag-a-violins-life","tag-frankly-music","tag-metropolitan-opera-orchestra","tag-pandemic","tag-stradivarius","tag-violin","tag-zoom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2276\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insidethearts.com\/nondivisi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}